But change the lyrics a little? So (as a completely random example that is in no way based on something I did while cooking breakfast this morning) if you had a one-eyed toothless dog named Jezebel, you would sing "Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezzz-ebel" instead of "Saturday, Saturday" etc?
BQ: Did anyone ever believe that Sir Elton John went out on Saturday nights looking to start bar fights?