What is the weirdest song lyrics you've heard?

Question

There are some seriously weird lyrics for songs these days.
By weird it can mean disturbing, random, or just really odd. I really love the singer, Regina Spektor but her lyrics are reaaaally weird.

For example: Back of a truck

She lifted the monument in her monumental arms
She was the Mother Superior with her carry-on luggage charms
She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door
She had eaten her dog and she was back for more
Back for more, back for more
Oh she was back for more, some more, yes please, some more

Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat-socked demi-god
And her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod
And her front porch gave way beneath the classified weight
And when an ambulance came they said it's much too late
Oh it's much too late, oh it's much too, much too late
Oh it's much too late, how late? Very late, too late.

Now the people of New Guinea and the people of L.A.
Have been penpals for years cause they both hate ballet
Only the pandas and bears have made a clean get away
But the news bulletin claims it is gonna be okay
Now Miss Lucy had a sweat shop where the immigrants work
Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the 12 o'clock stroke
Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X
That was when alien geraniums entered into a fight
No violence, of course, no violence, no violence, of course
Hey no violence, of course, of course, why yes, of course
I mean, I mean, of course, why yes, of...of course

Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long
And the T.V. gets quiet as I hear a real bad song
The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue
And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs
And there's a back of a truck selling alien pods
And there's a back of a truck selling game show hosts
And there's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead
And there's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread
This is New York!
Now there's a back of a truck selling the back of a car
And there's a back of a car selling road way maps
And there are road way maps selling a back of a head
Hey how much for that back of a head, man?
Hey wait a minute, hey wait a minute
Wait a minute that's...wait a minute that's my back of a head
Hey you can't sell that, man, that's my back of a head
Hey, hey sell it back to me, man, sell it back to me
Hey it's, it's my m-m-m-m-m-m-mine

She lifted the monument in her monumental arms
She was the Mother Superior with her carry-on luggage charms
She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door
She had eaten her dog and she was back for more
She had eaten her dog, D-O-W-G
She had eaten a dog, d-d-dog, d-d-dog, dog, dog, dog
She had eaten a...eaten a...eaten...eaten her...ooooh
Mmmmmm...mmmm...mmm
Ohhhh...ohhh....ohhhh
Ooooh....ooooooh...ooooh
Some more, yes please, some more
Some more, yes please, some more

Got any weirder lyrics? The weirdest or strangest song lyrics you send I will give you 5 stars-10 points for best answer! :)

Answer 1

Ween- Mr. Please Help My Pony



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's over there behind the tree

He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?

I think it's his lung



Mister would you please help my pony?

He's chewin' bark and not the leaves

He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?

I think it's his lung



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's down - He ain't gettin' up

He coughed up snot in the driveway

And I think his lung's F***ed up

Pony, Pony, Pony



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's over there lookin' at me

He can't talk because he's a pony

I think it's his lung



[Repeat first verse]

Answer 2

i've got heard that recording music in bathing room is physically powerful for the sound or some thing. which would be what they are speaking approximately. Alot of Beck's songs have some especially extraordinary lyrics.

Answer 3

Circus Fish - Vermillion Lies



Come on in Geno...

I’ll cook you up some lobster bisque

I wanna smoke you like a fish

You smell like kelp I think it’s hot

I’m gonna stick you in my pot

It’s true you are my fish fillet

I’ll fry you up with some frisee



You are just like my garden trowel

I don’t know what to rhyme with trowel

I’ll stick you deep down in the dirt

and you can laugh when it hurts

and then you’ll flower from your stem

they want to pluck you, I know them.



I’m going to ring you like a sponge

I’ll clean my floor with your tongue

You dry the dishes oh so nice

You dirty rag, let’s do it twice (Three times! Four!)

And now let’s shine the silverware

You’re tired, hungry? I don’t care.



And when I’m done with your service

I’m gonna sell you to the circus

I’ll come and visit in a week

You’ll make a nice circus freak

That’s what my mother said to me



She never came to visit



That’s why I wrote this song.

Answer 4

Girl With One Eye - Florence And The Machine



http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/florence_and_the_machine/girl_with_one_eye.html

Answer 5

dont call me a horse

im a unicorn

mystical, magical, mysterious

not plain

got wings like pegasus and a nice white coat

i grant wishes and prance in the rain



u n i c o r n thats unicorn



im a unicorn

8000 bc

noahs ark wasnt built before me

im friends with dragons, bob saget

you think im not real?

full house! im in the background, fool!



eatin grass all day, party all night

ill grant your wish

right before your eyes

im hiding in your hills

eating your apples

drinking water

writing facts on your snapples

Answer 6

She's a Handsome Woman- Panic! At The Disco





(Go on)



Innocence

Sunk the glow and drowned in covers

Send for all your absent lovers things



Sheepish wolves

Looking lived-in, eating buttons

Wink, just don't put your teeth on me



(Go on)



Accidents

Let the evening in the back door

Filled the room

Ceiling to the floor



Beat backbones

Grazed the poem and made it strange

I wasn't born to be a skeleton



(Go on)



Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera

Go on, film the world before it happens

Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera

Go on, film the world before it happens



(Go on)



Jealous orchard

The sky is falling off the ceiling

While I'm tucking fibs into a cookie jar



{Bombed} reverie

It's useless searching in the cupboards

When everything you have is on your back



(Go on)

Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera

Go on, film the world before it happens

[x2]



Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera

Go on, film the world before it happens

(Go on)

Film the world before it happens

Film the world before it happens

Film the world before it happens







Mad As Rabbits- Panic! At The Disco (has more meaning, but still)





Come save me from walking off a windowsill

Or I'll sleep in the rain

Don't you remember when I was a bird

And you were a map?



And now he drags down miles in America

Briefcase in hand

The stove is creeping up his spine again

Can't get enough trash



He took the days for pageant

Became as mad as rabbits

With bushels of bad habits

Who could ask for anymore?

Yeah, who could have more



His arms were the branches of a Christmas tree

Preached the devil in the belfry

He checked in to learn his clothes

Had been thieved at the train station



The rope hung his other branch

And at the end was a dog called Bambi

Who was chewing on his parliaments

When he tried to save the calendar business

He tried to save the calendar business



He took the days for pageant

And became as mad as rabbits

With bushels of bad habits

Who could ask for anymore?

Who could have more



The poor son of a humble chimney sweep

Fell to a cheap crowd

So stay asleep and put on that cursive type

You know we live in a toy



You know that Paul Cates

Bought himself a trumpet from the salvation army

Well, but there ain't no sunshine in his song

We must reinvent love, reinvent love, reinvent love



He took the days for pageant

And became as mad as rabbits

With bushels of bad habits

Who could ask for anymore?

Yeah, who could have more



We must reinvent love, reinvent love, reinvent love









I love Panic! and Ryan Ross is such a good writer. :) Very strange.

Answer 7

One of the weirdest songs I've ever heard was Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam. You can't really understand what they're saying. Here is a like on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

Answer 8

The Mars Volta - Televators



great song, but I mean, come on..



http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Televators-lyrics-Mars-Volta/76F6189E451D357D48256D720025BBCE