Question:
What are some of the dumbest lyrics you've heard?
The Drew
2007-05-24 14:56:52 UTC
I've listened to a lot of music both good and bad. What are some of the most rediculous or outrageous lyrics you've heard?
Thirteen answers:
CoutureDoll
2007-05-24 15:09:55 UTC
Well, to quote a line from this is why I'm hot



"This is why I'm hot

I don't gotta rap

I can sell a mil

saying nothing on the track"

HILARIOUS



and from walk it out

I feel like i'm at the dentists

cause everyone's got crowns



I <3 rappers that are full of themselves!
zambrana
2016-11-05 11:06:46 UTC
MacArthur Park, written through Jimmy Webb, first finished through Richard Harris (confident, THAT Richard Harris) "MacArthur Park is melting at evening all the candy, eco-friendly icing flowing down... somebody left the cake out in the rain i do no longer think of that i will take it 'reason it took see you later to bake it and that i will in no way have that recipe lower back Oh, no!" Edit: To the guy who pronounced "Blinded through the mild" - it replaced into written through Bruce Springsteen. the unique line replaced into "shrink loose like deuce". He replaced into bearing on a '32 Ford. The lyrics are notably undesirable purely an identical. no longer Bruce's terrific.
SainTtothEeVE
2007-05-28 10:51:37 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy I;ve Got Love In My Tummy-1910 Fruitgum Company. About the most repugnant refrain ever!
2007-05-24 15:17:06 UTC
Summer Girls by LFO:



"Summer Girls"



Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer

Do you remember, Do you remember?

...when we met..That summer??



[Chorus:]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer..

Since that summer



[Verse 1:]

Hip Hop Marmalade **** And span,

Met you one summer and it all began

You're the best girl that I ever did see,

The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet

Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby

Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,

Left one day and never came back

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone

Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch



[Chorus:]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer..

Since that summer



[Verse 2:]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie

Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,

Always been hip to the B-boY Style

Known to act wild and make girls smile,

Love New Edition and the Candy Girl

Remind me of you because you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow

They drink lemonade and speak real slow

You love hip hop and rock n roll

Dad took off when you were 4 years old

There was a good man named Paul Revere

I feel much better baby when you're near

You love fun dip and cherry Coke,

I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch



[Repeat Chorus]



[Bridge:]

In the summertime girls got it going on,

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like,

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike



[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks

My mind takes me back there oh so quick

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet

Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,

Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

Call you up but whats the use

I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose

Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you

but I'm really not sure

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch



[Repeat Chorus]



[Bridge:]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summertime girls got it going on

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike



[Repeat Chorus]
ihawk51
2007-05-24 15:04:49 UTC
from "i'm so fly" by The Game



.."the cig 'll melt a brother like two scoops of butter"



stupidest thing i've ever heard
wendy s
2007-05-24 15:58:39 UTC
Fifty ways to leave your Lover can you count 50 ways to leave yours?
Desert Rat 729
2007-05-24 15:05:20 UTC
"Rico Suave" by Gerardo or "Shake Your Love" by Debbie Gibson
2007-05-25 08:50:25 UTC
"Dead Skunk" by London Wainwright...



Dead skunk in the middle of the road

Stinking the high heavens!!!
2007-05-24 15:39:40 UTC
she thinks my tractors sexy (doesn't the name say enough?)

"She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy"
2007-05-24 15:51:24 UTC
the song "f***ing f***ing f***" by Splatpattern just look it up online 2 listen to it every other word is f***
2007-05-24 15:25:48 UTC
You really want to know?



Well this one, gosh first heard it back in late 70's-80's?

Garry Lee & Showdown - Rodeo Song - Cajun Boogie - 1980 Damon Records



Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****

Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's all a man left and all a man right

Come on ya ******' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

You piss me off - You ******' jerk - Get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's all a man left and all a man right

Come on ya ******' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage god damn goof ya know

You piss me off - You ******' jerk - Get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck

And I don't give a **** and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's all a man left and all a man right

Come on ya ******' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

You piss me off - Ya ******' jerk - Get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's all a man left and all a man right

Come on ya ******' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off - ******' jerk - Get on my nerves



You asked!! lol
murphs
2007-05-24 15:03:26 UTC
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" by Roger Miller:



My uncle used to love but she died

A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried

Keep on the sunny side

My uncle used to love me but she died



Who’ll bid me quarter, thirty cents for a ring of keys

Three sixty-five for a dollar bill of groceries

I’ll have me a car of my own someday but ’til then I need a ride (thanks steve)

My uncle used to love me but she died



My uncle used to love but she died

A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried

Keep on the sunny side

My uncle used to live me but she died



Hamburger cup of coffee lettuce and tomato

Two times a dime to see a man kiss the alligater

One more time around free on the ferris wheel ride

My uncle used to love me but she died



My uncle used to love but she died

A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried

Keep on the sunny side

My uncle used to live me but she died



Apples are for eatin and snakes are for hissin

I’ve heard about a’huggin and I’ve heard about kissin

I read about it free in a fifty cent illustrated guide

My uncle used to love me but she died



My uncle used to love but she died

A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried

Keep on the sunny side

My uncle used to live me but she died



Well my uncle used to love but she died

A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried

Keep on the sunny side

My uncle used to live me but she died
Flacita:]
2007-05-24 15:04:05 UTC
rehab by amy whinehouse.



HOW GAY:]


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